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Tiger Tiger - A Nonsense Poem about a Tiger
A Poem about Enormous Appetites - The Hungry Fish
The Ballad of Chip and Pin - Pure Nonsense
A Poem about Plumbing - Radiator Guy
The Food Chain - A Semi-serious Nonsense Poem
A Summer Stroll with Lewis Carroll
- Nostalgia
The Night Bird - A Nonsense Verse about a Cat and a Bird
Bad Children and Cautionary Verse
The Bad Boy, Horace McDougal - A Very Bad Boy Indeed
Amanda Spick and Span - A Girl with a Mania for Cleaning
The Goat Boy - Or Perhaps the Kid Goat
The Awful Story of Peedie Angus and the Soup Bowl
A Sub aquatic Adventure - The Story of Lobster Boy
Hungry Arthur - An Explosive Story about Overeating
A Poem about the Dangers of Being Thin - Skinny Vinnie
An Unpleasant Poem about a Man who Eats People
Shoe Boy is born with a shoe instead of his head
Naughty Amelia Jane - The Grannicidal Maniac
Scary Halloween
The Ghost of Long Tom Mouse - Only mildly scary
The Ballad of Shuggy McGurk a Child Eating Monster
A Scary Poem about the Sinister Pumpkin Men
The Ballad of Mr Schlepington Face Whiskers, a nocturnal somnambulist
A Poem about Boondocks, which are mythical and yet still very spooky
The Mystery Boom - part scary poem, part nonsense verse
A mock scary funny poem about the Monsters’ Ball
Rude Rhymes for Children
A Nonsense Confection - A sweet poem
The Jelly Baby's Lament - Eating Jelly Babies is Torture!
Naked Breakfast - Utter Nonsense
Horace's Fairy God Mother - A Poem about a Fat, Smelly Boy
Poor Oscar - A Funny Poem about Farting
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