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  • Nonsense Verse
    • Tiger Tiger - A Nonsense Poem about a Tiger
    • A Poem about Enormous Appetites - The Hungry Fish
    • The Ballad of Chip and Pin - Pure Nonsense
    • A Poem about Plumbing - Radiator Guy
    • The Food Chain - A Semi-serious Nonsense Poem
    • A Summer Stroll with Lewis Carroll - Nostalgia
    • The Night Bird - A Nonsense Verse about a Cat and a Bird
  • Bad Children and Cautionary Verse
    • The Bad Boy, Horace McDougal - A Very Bad Boy Indeed
    • Amanda Spick and Span - A Girl with a Mania for Cleaning
    • The Goat Boy - Or Perhaps the Kid Goat
    • The Awful Story of Peedie Angus and the Soup Bowl
    • A Sub aquatic Adventure - The Story of Lobster Boy
    • Hungry Arthur - An Explosive Story about Overeating
    • A Poem about the Dangers of Being Thin - Skinny Vinnie
    • An Unpleasant Poem about a Man who Eats People
    • Shoe Boy is born with a shoe instead of his head
    • Naughty Amelia Jane - The Grannicidal Maniac
  • Scary Halloween
    • The Ghost of Long Tom Mouse - Only mildly scary
    • The Ballad of Shuggy McGurk a Child Eating Monster
    • A Scary Poem about the Sinister Pumpkin Men
    • The Ballad of Mr Schlepington Face Whiskers, a nocturnal somnambulist
    • A Poem about Boondocks, which are mythical and yet still very spooky
    • The Mystery Boom - part scary poem, part nonsense verse
    • A mock scary funny poem about the Monsters’ Ball
  • Rude Rhymes for Children
    • A Nonsense Confection - A sweet poem
    • The Jelly Baby's Lament - Eating Jelly Babies is Torture!
    • Naked Breakfast - Utter Nonsense
    • Horace's Fairy God Mother - A Poem about a Fat, Smelly Boy
    • Poor Oscar - A Funny Poem about Farting